Nice guy

A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.

This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.

Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.

by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022

Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her

by Kennysva May 26, 2018

yep nice

yep nice is the word a boy uses to state the fact he doesnt care, it is normally said when you tell him random things, little sarcastic flamingo

me: i dropped my nerds

flamingo: yep nice

by freyasarat August 25, 2021

nice popsicle

“nice popsicle is the code name for saying “nice dick” or “nice cock”. this can be heard used in class, work, etc to not get in trouble.

pssst… nice popsicle

by gorlock the destroyer October 30, 2023

Nice guy

Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life

"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."

by Draveeeennn November 6, 2022

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

Milkshake is nice

Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Happy soul equals happy life

Share a shake with your wife

True beauty in the cream

But it can’t compete with you Jolene

by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019