Michigan State University

The school that no one actually likes until they realize it's the only place they are smart enough to go to college.

Birth of a Michigan State University fan:

Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.

Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.

Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.

Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.

Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.

by Wolverine_2 March 24, 2011

University of Michigan

A school that only enrolls students who are asian, black, or ugly. More often than not, one will see male students walking around in a lacrosse jersey with a backwards hat on. It is also common to see every male student try and rock the long sideburns. As for the females, it is not uncommon to see them on football game day wearing some ridiculous outfit, with their knee-high socks, sporting a bright "maize" shirt and a backwards hat. This bright outerwear is to distract you from their ugly faces. The irony of this situation is that these people will claim that they are better than you. They believe that, because they won a lot of football games back in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that their skill carries over to the next era. They also believe that they receive a better education because they get more homework than other schools. However, the reality is that their football team sucks, their girls are ugly, and you're still getting nowhere in life with a degree in Engineering.

(In East Lansing)

"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"

"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."

by Dick Rod November 2, 2011

munchies

After smoking weed, you get very hungry and that's what the munchies are. The need for food, usually junk food.

Person #1 "where you going?"
Person #2 "cafeteria"
Person #1 "why? what's there?"
Person #2 "munchies yo, I get the munchies bad when I'm high"

by LIL90 February 27, 2008

Taylor, Michigan

Taylor, Michigan is a suburb of Detroit located in the cluster of communities known as "Downriver" in Wayne County. Because of the alleged Southern roots of many of the city's residents, people of surrounding communities use the uninspired nickname "Taylortucky" to describe the city. In reality, the only part of Taylor that is seemingly exclusively redneck is the southwest corner. Other than that, the city is no different from any other middle-class American suburb. Due to the high population of solid Democrats, the city's population has been dropping since 1980 along with every other city in Wayne County. Although, at approximately 62,000, the city still houses more people than any other Downriver community. Other Downriver residents' contempt for Taylorites very well may be caused by the fact that Taylor is a larger scale city than the rest of Downriver (not only in population, but land area as well) and really the only significant one. Their contempt may also be caused by Taylor's poor school system which became flooded with residents of the highly ghetto city of Inkster years ago. Taylor is home to Southland Center, the only mall located Downriver, two golf courses, a large shopping district, a sportsplex, 5 grocery stores, a large city park known as Heritage Park, and many other fine establishments.

Taylor, Michigan might not be perfect (no city is), but it's still a nice place to live.

by ChrisIsMyName August 18, 2013

Michigan Mayhem

The Michigan Mayhem is where you are fucking a girl in her ass. Then you proceed to bust a nut in her ass. Then you proceed to eat that nut out of her ass. Then when your done, you say "there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem".

Zack - What you do with Carly last night?

John - I had that Michigan Mayhem

Zack - Damn right, there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem.

by Michigan Mayhem January 17, 2009

Michigan Chick

A woman who would be really hot if she lost 20-30 pounds. Describes 80% of the women in the State of Michigan.

You go to any public event in Michigan and see a Michigan Chick that would be so hot if she wasn't carrying that 20 extra pounds and a beer belly. Usually found with a Miller Lite in a Koozie in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

by Ifly4food December 11, 2011

Michiyo

A ray of sunshine but stresses about everything and calls people freeloaders.

There's a michiyo in everyones' lives

by ilovepalmtrees October 14, 2018