A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.
It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.
It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.
by Manilla Spent August 14, 2011
Get the sunset muffin mug.Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 5, 2011
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Get the Jazz Muffins mug.Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
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Get the Cuttin' Muffins mug.This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin
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Get the Mug Muffin mug.An ancient word from the 1980s and early 90s used by straight women (or homosexual men) to describe a man who is 'hot as f*ck!' (well to them anyways).
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
Similar to the phrase 'Cutie-Pie' for females it is meant to be both a laudative and a tease. The first part 'Stud' means 'sexy' and the second, 'Muffin' means 'scrumptious', so it literally translates into 'hot and delicious'.
The phrase can also be used as an ironic 'term of endearment' for a someone who is NOT a stud-muffin by someone who loves them.
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Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
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Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
Jacky stared into Joey's eyes longingly as she looked down at his sculpted features... her words to him at that moment stammering out, "Hey Stud-Muffin, like, would you wanna' have a good time with me later... maybe?"
2)
Billy looked at his misshapen frame, years of abuse especially in the belly region as he said, "Lord I'm hideous..."
Katelyn hearing this, simply wrapped her arms about him, consoling him, "What are you talking about Stud-Muffin..? You're as sexy as the day I met you!" Before kissing him tenderly upon his cheek.
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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