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5-minute crush

A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.
Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.

Ex 2.

Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
by Niggity Nig May 15, 2010
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Tickle monster

A Uncle who really isn't your Uncle that forces you into submission and tickles you to the point you pee
Stop bringing that tickle monster looking ass mofo around my son
by ҚПÖЩLЁDGӘ October 11, 2018
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Cleveland Closet Monster

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.
David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!
by Amsygirl January 11, 2010
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2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
by mohawk March 5, 2005
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Monster Cock

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot
Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!
by asdfasdfasdgftryrhbdfbxft November 21, 2011
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cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.
Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.
by Ali T April 8, 2003
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Sex Monster

a very horny,ugly ass beast that is very human like in physical form. It has a vagina, penis and breasts so that it can fuck anyone that it wants to. Many that have been fucked by this type of monster have reported receiving sexually transmitted diseases. These monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. Because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. Running away will only cost you your life and they will just fuck your dead body. It is believed that they live solely off of fucking.
I just got fucked by a sex monster and now I have HIV
by Shit Goose January 23, 2011
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