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A derogatory name for a black person.
links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
Craig, "Man, I hate Mondays"
Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"
"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"
"This city is infested with Mondays"
Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"
"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"
"This city is infested with Mondays"
Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
by theultimatelinguist October 8, 2012
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Get the Monday's Alibi mug.1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays
2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays
Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.
2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays
Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.
Joe drank an excessive volume of alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night. What he remembers of either night is vague at best. He lays around all day Sunday in hopes of recovery. Monday, he gets to work and spends half the day drooling over himself and trying to quietly squeeze out beer farts. He manages to get a report finished full of spelling errors and tastless side jokes. Mondaytarded.
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Get the Mondayhole mug.When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"
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