Mickey

Former soldier reformed to a good guy. And in need of some love. And kindness. But. Karma follows him.

I would love Mickey if he was how he used to be. But now. Idk if he could protect me.

by Triangular4 July 19, 2019

Mickey

Half a gay.

Truth is. Mickey is not totally gay and would plow Janelle's beautiful sunflower kissed body into oblivion given half a chance.

by Triangular4 July 20, 2019

mickyds

Its shorts for McDonald's but I like it because it sounds like your saying small dick

You all have mickyds

by Hhghdfhhtttyuyyyyyffght April 4, 2019

Mucked

When the barn is absolutely destroyed, usually after a long night of drinking-related activities

The barn was SOOO mucked last night

by Runthestats April 24, 2019

Mickey clap

When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission

Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”

by The word concierge August 1, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

by epic memmme August 11, 2019