moir-mattox

god of llamas :D
she goes into battle with jelly filled rifles and pudding cups, with greanpeace skata keg :P

shes one sexy moir-mattox

by llama sex god July 30, 2007

Dirty Matheo

When the anal hole is so big that you can fit your cock and hand at the same time so when you cum you grab the jizz and finger it deep enough into the anal and keep on pumping it.

We fuck long enough so i did a Dirty Matheo

by cööchie män February 5, 2021

Mateo

Usually a skinny and athletic person which is most likely Italian. Is good at math and is known to have a medium sized penis.

Mateo is horrible in bed, I'm never speaking to him again.

by Fuh que May 1, 2019

Dark Matter

The dark skin near/on your genitals, usually starts at the juncture of the leg and crotch area.

Someone with baggy shorts is climbing a ladder above you, you look up and see their dark matter.

Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.

by Reichull August 23, 2011

Mateo

Mateo is a socially akward and wants lots of attention while non of his friends give to him so he starts to run around the school halls acting like a monkey

"Mateo is so weird"

"I know all he does is act like a monkey"

by BigDaddyTao228 November 15, 2019

mättö

Mättö-Marli is a very good example of a nice mättö. a place called "Mättömesta" is usually a good fastfood place like PPK, or McDonalds where you can get "Lurulakus" or other good mättö.

Also you can choose to eat pizza / kebab / or anything with lots of sugar / fat / and calories on it.

"Ok guys who wants to eat some goddamn mättö?"
"OH FUCKIGN YEAH, MÄTTÖ AWAITS"
"LURULAKUUU"
"HAMPPARII"
"NIEEEEEEEEEEC :D:D"
"OK GUYS TO THE SIPERIA-MOBILE"

Would be a good example of people going to get mättö

by Harri Kiviniemi March 9, 2007

Matterhorn

1. A saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite sex. Must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. Usually followed by a fist bump.

2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.

"Dude that chick was totally checking you out."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."

"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."

GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."

by zgriffin22 April 15, 2010