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by dddisaster November 29, 2016
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I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
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Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
by looneylobs August 5, 2017
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Get the masturbation and pornmug. The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.
I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!
by RonnieRon February 6, 2017
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