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When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
by JGUMBY April 16, 2019
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Guy 1: Why are you taking so long on the toilet dude I gotta go
Guy 2: I’m doing a good morning and god bless
Guy 1: oh I understand fam, my bad
Guy 2: I’m doing a good morning and god bless
Guy 1: oh I understand fam, my bad
by JGUMBY April 06, 2018
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Boy 1: wow look at that nigger
Boy 2: woah dude, watch your mouth! Say gergin instead, it’s more polite
Boy 2: woah dude, watch your mouth! Say gergin instead, it’s more polite
by JGUMBY June 22, 2018
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