Marching Band

the greatest thing ever invented on this earth. its godly. its a sport. love it. you can't hate it.

Hey. Watcha doing tonite.
Marching Band.
Again
DUH!
Its occupying your time
UR WEIRD!!!!

by drumlinegirll February 24, 2010

Chris Martin

To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.

Little Johnny is going through his Chris Martin phrase

by Menitals November 27, 2009

Pedro Martinez

The defacto ace for the BoSox. He is one of the most dominent pitchers of the past few years. Not only does Pedro throw heat, but he also has a awesome changeup and curve. He is also a great mental pitcher and can strike out batters even when his velocity is down. He is eccentric, but that is a characteristic of many great men.

Pedro Martinez threw 9 shutout innings.
Pedro Martinez's curve drops 12-6.
Pedro Martinez is destined for Cooperstown

by parliment July 24, 2004

Bald Martin

Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .

Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely

by Fat Morgz October 3, 2019

Martin

An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.

1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.
2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?

by ipink January 6, 2009

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.

Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.

by Dan June 9, 2004

mathinator

1. The dude - Not sure what he really does, but he has his own desk and that's good enough to earn some respect.

2. Most likely to organize the Titty Club meeting.

Zach: ::rubbing himself:: What's all up in teh club?

by misterfred December 1, 2004