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Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis
by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021
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David Magic

When a girl spead her legs for you and you dive in like a slippery banana while you're on instagram live
Rafael: Did you hear about yesterday?
Falafel: Yeah! Oscar went David Magic on that hot chick
by Manchesthair March 2, 2019
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magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
by Kayaa December 1, 2009
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The magic word

The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.
Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*
by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021
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Magical Definition

Definition one writes believing it will become true.
"Joe:handsome and rich king of the magical fairylands." is a magical definition.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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boomer magic

When an old person hits, slaps or shakes something to make it work again and it has the desired effect. The item fixed should have no logical reason to work better or be fixed from this action, as such Boomer Magic is a form of Situational Irony that is entirely unappreciated by the old person performing it.
It was a lazy Sunday afternoon and Old Man Jack was watching the Television with his favourite Grandson. Unfortunately, he had turned his hearing aid to it's maximum setting but was still unable to hear clearly. Also, the old man was not able to turn the volume up any higher on the TV despite pushing the button as hard as he could and shaking the remote indignantly at the screen.

"The remote needs new batteries Granddad", chimed the young boy.
"Nonsense!, I replaced these last week!", Jack thought to himself as he took the remote in his hand and slapped it three times in his palm. He was now able to effortlessly turn up the volume of his favorite show, Antiques Roadshow.
His young Grandson looked on in disbelief, "Buh...Buh... Boomer Magic...".
by GreazyLeezy July 26, 2019
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magic bandana

Garment worn by people of different sexual orientations in attempts to be fashionable. When spotted, they should be yelled "Magic Bandana!" towards.
"Yo look at that dude... MAGIC BANDANA!"
by Masternutcher August 26, 2004
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