A molestactus is a prickly molestache.
by danielle.lovely January 2, 2012
Get the Molestactus mug.An adjective that describes a trait or traits of seemingly creepy individuals. Used mostly when referencing, but not limiting to, mustaches or oddly bland and rather conspicuous panel vans. Credited to TL.
Ty: Yeah, can you send a patrol car to 123 Main St. There's a creepy man in a what looks like a gray utility van.
911 Dispatch: Can you describe him for me, Sir?
Ty: Yeah...he's wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, looks like leather gloves, and he's got a thick mustache. He's sitting in the ally looking all molesterish!
911 Dispatch: Units are on their way.
911 Dispatch: Can you describe him for me, Sir?
Ty: Yeah...he's wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, looks like leather gloves, and he's got a thick mustache. He's sitting in the ally looking all molesterish!
911 Dispatch: Units are on their way.
by macclifford November 10, 2014
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muh-lest-ard- a) noun - One whom despite their disabilities, takes pleasure in the inappropriate touching and fondling of underage children and/or people that are several generations younger than their own age group. Can be a result of any form of disability; emotional, physical, mental, social, genetic, etc.
by impsdlight July 29, 2015
Get the molestard mug.Noun: a moustache that transforms a normal man into a man that appears to have child molesting tendencies.
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Get the moes racoon mug.a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."
When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.
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