mean mom

Mean mom (noun): Emily Stoll

"Man Emily Stoll is one mean mom"

by Villajoe December 19, 2015

angry mom

A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.

Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms

by Derp-Watcher December 10, 2016

Mom Story

A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.

Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.

by big drip October 16, 2018

mom boner

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

by Old Barney July 18, 2017

treys mom

treys mom is so hot

Man is treys mom hot!

by Treyyyyyyyyyÿ November 7, 2019

cooter mom

1.)Someone who gives pussy a lot to a certain person
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom

Guy 1-“Did you see how much pussy she gave me yesterday?”
Guy 2-“Yeah she is a real cooter mom.”

by PapiiShampoo May 13, 2019

blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

by Blakes mom May 17, 2017