Milf Day

The day after Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.

by Morgan_Rose99 May 9, 2022

Miles Bridges

A mix of surprise and disappointment

(When you beat the absolute fuck out of your wife in front of the kids because she made your chicken grilled instead of fried)

Bro you totally Miles Bridges that girl.

I saw her about to drown the 3rd kid so I Miles Bridged her

by Mr. Krabs hehe July 2, 2022

Miles AG

Miles AG is everything you could ever want in a black king. He has the locs, big lips, beautiful brown eyes, big hands for grabbing ass, and a fat juicy ass of his own. His soft silky voice makes you want to cum BUCKETS upon hearing it. He is eye candy for both men and women. He is funny, intelligent, hard working, and all around perfect. Lets not forget his unmatched skills in the bedroom. After a night with Miles Giddings, sex with anyone else just feels stale and boring. No one can compare to his mastery of foreplay. His large smooth hands make you feel like you're floating when they are inside you . His plump lips feel like marshmallows as they slowly kiss every crevice of your body. His massive cock that just always knows how to hit the right spots. Miles AG really is one of a kind.

I just had the night of my life with Miles AG

by P. Hestings September 10, 2022

Storm Miles

an awesome actor in a movie about his life this kid has a huge dick, hes a beast in basketball and nobody can see him not even the evil one deshawn who is the kids basketball nemisense but in epic attempt storm hits him with the block heard around bethany, and storm is so awesome in the movie the kids call him storm da phenom, and all but couple girl love him and they all say hes soft on the eyes

Storm Miles- alright lets go deshawn cant hold me im a awesome baller
Deshawn- storm dawg ur wack cant see me

by yallreadyknow February 12, 2010

Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.

Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.

by contributer_to_pop March 18, 2014

Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...

The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.

by brick.mst September 30, 2016

cougar milf

Cougar milf cougar milf
A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017