Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
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Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
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Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.
Auto response from george: Away
Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.
Twitch: dueling away messages!
Auto response from george: Away
Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.
Twitch: dueling away messages!
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by ScottX February 19, 2007
Get the messiah mug.A subliminal message is any communication that has been rendered fully or partially undetectable to the conscious mind, which is not understood by the conscious mind, but is detected and understood by the subconscious mind. It is most commonly found in the form of visual and audio subliminal programs built from specially worded scripts. If these messages are properly phrased and the resulting subliminal audio program is built correctly, the resulting subliminal program can be used to successfully and significantly change and improve one's life in a variety of ways. The subliminal audio programming offered by Indigo Mind Labs' subliminal-shop.com is an excellent example of this.
Hey John, have I told you that I am successfully using subliminal messages to make myself and my life better and happier? You should try this too!
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Mum: "I am not sure that I want you to go on this chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*
Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you
*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*
Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you
*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"
by Christina1337 October 10, 2005
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