Math

A horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE confusing subject with a lot of numbers and confusing symbols, and with questions that make no sense!

Something that does nothing for us in life but confuse us and make us depressed, frustrated and unhappy.

Math = Total Hell

Math = NOT NICE

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by Sylva S May 26, 2006

Singapore Math Tourism

When math educators fly to the “fine” city of Singapore to attend a pep talk on the bar model method, and to visit a local school and watch a teacher conduct a problem-solving math lesson, before spending the rest of their educational trip on shopping and sightseeing.

When Singapore Math tourism visitors flew back home, they’d excitedly tell their principals or superintendents to embrace the Singapore Math model, by substituting their present dear mile-wide-inch-deep textbooks with wallet-friendly Singapore math titles, often much to the disapproval of their colleagues, who want to “Make US Math Great Again.”

by MathPlus January 3, 2021

math

you have to be so big brain to compete with this

math

by diarrhea dog November 2, 2020

Tranny Math

When a group of transgender women are out on the town, the ability to pass as a female drops precipitously as the number of girls increases, or the pass-ability of the girls decrease. The very passable, young TG women are given a 0, and with age, features, voice, etc, that number can increase to 10. As the group score approaches 10, the group, as a whole, runs the risk of collectively being "outed."

Let's see, she is a 1, she is a 2, she is a 0, she is a 1, but her....shes a 7 so we might not want to invite her. She'll throw off the tranny math.

by EricaWIP October 29, 2010

math

Something you don't need to know beyond a 3rd grade level to get by in life.

Little Bobby slept through math every day after 3rd grade. He is now a game programmer for one of the biggest game studios.

by C- C- C- Chris May 1, 2010

Check-Mates

Office buddies who corner you into being their friends

'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Math Chem

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific content that comes from exactly line 19 in chapter 15, section 7 to the left of Figure 15-34. Not knowing that will lower your grade by withdrawing 60 points where no amount of extra credit will save you, and your lack of bs knowledge will lead to your suffering for all eternity.

DUDE! I HATE math chem!!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest test grade i got was a D-.

by Young-Min March 16, 2005