Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.
Omg Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres, you are so beautiful!

I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.

If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!
by maria's#1fan July 14, 2022
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Alyssa Maria Clapham

A girl who is major thirsty and will do anything for you to love her.
Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.
by Marley Head November 30, 2010
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Mater Maria Catholic College

A semi private catholic school located on the Nothern Beaches.This High School has the faciltys of a public school but is some how classified as private.
oi that kid goes to Mater Maria Catholic College
He must be a try hard puplic school goer.
by big bizzle b.1 August 13, 2009
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Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums
Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy
by Kelvin. D October 01, 2021
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Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.
Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!
by rolan2 July 13, 2008
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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send
1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol
by comfybat September 07, 2020
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November 10th is the national maria worship day this is the day you should simp for all marias
its national maria day November 10th imma hit up maria
by i-0er8234-9ryuwir November 09, 2021
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