Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

Whore magic

When your dick gets hard randomly casually talking to a girl. With out her even trying

“Mike, why’s your dick hard? We were just talking about the kitchen table?” Said Steph. Mike replies, idk Steph must be your whore magic calling my dick

by yvuviuuiv March 13, 2021

magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.

Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????

by Kayaa December 1, 2009

magic suitcase

what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.

Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.

by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 2, 2011

magic bandana

Garment worn by people of different sexual orientations in attempts to be fashionable. When spotted, they should be yelled "Magic Bandana!" towards.

"Yo look at that dude... MAGIC BANDANA!"

by Masternutcher August 26, 2004

Magic kiss

When a sexual partner places a hand on each bum cheek, spreading them apart and placing their lips on the anus and blowing, leaving the partner recieving with a feeling of unequivocal joy and magic.

Jane gave me a magic kiss last night I thought I was in Hogwarts it felt so good!

by Derpyjedi November 14, 2017

The magic word

The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.

Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*

by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021