sruihyts

dude you are an absolute legend if you are on this page. to type in the same random letters... omggg

sruihyts cant be used in a fucking sentence you idiot

by MrTextris <—YT June 09, 2020

Bambinos

Martin’s nickname for the boys

((In friday night dinner, for those idiots who dont know 😉))

John: Hullo Dad
Adam: shirt off again, dad?
Martin: oh, hello Baminos

Bambinos referring to the boys.

Martin stands there shirtless as usual holding a hammer and a bunch of nails

Martin: well come in and help then! Lazy berks

by MrTextris <—YT February 01, 2021

The magic word

The phrase used my many parents to get their kids under control.

Kid: I WANT YOUR BOOB IM THIRSTY OK
Mum: What’s the magic word?
Kid: *angel face* pleeeease
Mum: *gives boob*

by MrTextris <—YT February 01, 2021

Poo

A word used my 7 year olds who wear the same shorts and t-shirt every single day that leaves other 7 year olds in hysterics.

Elliott: Hey Rowan. Poo.
Rowan: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKWJSCTJSGWVKEHSBWNKEIE ELLIOTT UR SO FRICKIN FUNNY
Elliott: Hey you swore you said the f word
Rowan: No i didn- Oh no please don’t tell mummy

by MrTextris <—YT February 01, 2021