jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.

Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.

by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018

jack-o-lantern teeth

Teeth so jacked up, they look like a Jack-o-lantern's teeth.

I was gonna holla at her, until I saw her Jack-o-lantern teeth.

by SwtDreams September 15, 2019

Oh my lanta

Something a country girl says all the time

For no apparent reason

And then I kissed her

Oh my lanta

by Rickai November 5, 2019

Oh my lanta moment.

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.

Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.

by Aagag December 11, 2019

Gabriel Andrade Lantz

A Gabriel Andrade Lantz is a strange child. He is very funny, kind and hot around his friends, and girls. He is 10 years of age (acts older) and has brown hair, bleached at the top. But, if you are his sister, you will know that he has a dark side. He is very sensitive and sometimes cries when people joke around. He screams when he dies in Fortnite. He also plays Battle Royal with his mom. He dreams of girls when he sleeps. But, in the end, he can can crank 90s and can 360 oggabuga you in the head. Girls drool for him. Find a Gabriel and see for yourself.

Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is so cute and nice.
Boy: What? I am cuter than GABRIEL ANDRADE LANTZ!

Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is wayyyyyy cuter than you!
Girl 2: She’s right punk! Find yourself another girl who thinks you are cute. That must be a challenge!
Gabriel: Hey, that is my friend! Don’t pick on him.
Girl 1: Gabriel Andrade Lantz is right. We are mean, Gabriel is so nice to his friends.

by Amazing- December 21, 2019