Kitty Kissing

super hot scissor action

I didn't even pay those whores for the Kitty Kissing.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Kitty Wonkers

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up

"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"

by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009

kitty sex

when you fuck the living shit out of your lady's axe wound your bitches corgie turns into a smushed face cat

Erik: Hey dude what did you do last night?
Dillon: I went over Stacy's house.
Erik: Oh yeah, what you guys do?
Dillon: Well...I "kitty sex" her.
Erik: Huh
Dillon: Yeah

by Ernie Hammerhead November 16, 2011

Kitty Straya

An ageing street hooker, a cat that strays looking for business.

"Crikey, look at that wrinkly old hooker she is rough"
"Yup, shes a kitty straya"

by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

shit-kitty

dog shit that has fungus which has turned white and becomes furry in appearance, causing it to resemble a kitten.

Is that a kitten on the ground?
No, its just a shit-kitty.

by Burke July 29, 2005

the kitty is getting fatter

A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.

1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

by anonymush September 23, 2009

Happiness is a purring kitty.

A paraphrase of a Charles Schulz quote. One his Peanuts was hugging Snoopy and the dialogue bubble above them said, "Happiness is a warm puppy." The paraphrase refers to the soothing feeling and pure joy one receives when he listens to his cat's purr, knowing that the cat is happy and his experiencing the bond between cat and owner.

I hugged my cat and thought, "Ah, happiness is a purring kitty."

by kwebb1265 May 2, 2011