kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

Kill all men

usually used by fatherless, frustrated girls, it is one of the most (if not the most) effective way to put true feminism in a poor light and to detach genders even more.

random boy: "i'm sorry but i don't want a relationship, we can still be friends though."
blue haired girl: "shut up, kill all men."

by gæbx November 21, 2022

kill

Slang term that is heard commonly all over California, and is used in the smoking community to describe marijuana that is very physically dense and extremely potent.

Even a ten sack of that kill is enough to pass around and get you faded.

by T Hizzle February 18, 2007

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All

A rap group from L.A. also written as OFWGKTA, or simply Odd Future. Made popular by Tyler, the Creator, and satanic brown-nosers.

"Ayo mayn, you been listenin to Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All."

"You know you could just say Odd Future."

"DAFUQ YU TALKIN BOUT MAYN"

by Regular Future Tiger Gang Kill January 15, 2012

Kielbasa in my taco

Euphemism for sex, usually used by a female.

"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."

Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:

"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."

by nash nacho August 1, 2008

Vanilla Killa

The black/mixed guy that is a magnet for white girls and is on to the next one faster than you can text the boiiis

Bro 1: Yo, you know that girl Emily ?
Bro 2: Yeah?
Bro 1: Anesu and her just started dating
Bro 2: Yeah that man's a real Vanilla Killa

by Babydolphinpegasus April 18, 2020