Jacked

Something that is really bad or messed up.

His teeth were so jacked. Traffic was jacked. That was really jacked up the way he spoke to you.

by Erica Williams June 30, 2006

rack jacked

When you are flirting up a shawty and then a douche bag comes up and prevents you from motor boating her rack. Also a synonym for cock blocked.

Brian was getting major pussy when Britain, a pretentious douche bag, comes right in the middle of their banging and ruins everything for everyone. Brian has officially been rack jacked.

by Hadvar's pimp December 28, 2011

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Jackelope

A fearsome critter resembling a jack rabbit with antelope horns and a pheasant's tail. It is said to yoddle after lonely cowboys. Contraction of ''jack rabbit'' + ''antelope''.

Did you hear that, Cassidy? It sounds like a jackelope. Reminds me of the hodag we saw the other day.

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

jacked up shit

something or someone really messed up!!

That is some jack up shit yo!

by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005

Jacked Stiff

1. Jacked Stiff = Basically Killed, Dead, Finito. If someone Jacks you stiff, your dead (or beat up really bad.)

2. "Jack Stiff" can also be used as a name for someone who is living such a reckless lifestyle that they will soon be dead.

3. Jack you stiff = can be a threat.

eg. 1. ..Dumb-ass was running with the Bulls in Pamplona and got Jacked Stiff.

eg. 2. Mikey: you heard about that fool that messed with Tiny?
Tommy: Yeah, that motherfucker got Jacked Stiff!

eg. 3. This is your last chance, you mess up this time and I'll Jack you stiff!

by FilmWordz September 12, 2010

yellow jackets

Slang for barbiturates.

Yellow jackets is slang for barbiturates, a family of chemically similar depressants.

by Barbiturates May 21, 2008