by ashlee November 11, 2004
This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?
If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.
If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.
Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?
Guy 2: Hell yeah
Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.
Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field
Guy 2: Me two.
Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.
Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.
Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?
Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.
Guy 2: Hell yeah
Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.
Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field
Guy 2: Me two.
Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.
Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.
Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?
Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.
by Guy who know things July 24, 2009
jessica is an amazing person. she is very swag and awesome. she is fucking halrious and is just so funny. she will make u day bc she if fucking amazing as i said. if u don’t have a jessica u better find one bc u are missing out.
by princessthunderfuck October 13, 2020
by _In_Love_ December 19, 2012
Who cares? Let 1999 go. Anything produced by MTV post-january 2, 2000 is crap. Staged, pre-produced crap. Most of the suburban white kids who, from early 1998 to December 31 1999 7:00 pm ran home, turned on TRL, and called their friends to tell them that TRL was on, resorted to napster after Y2K started. "Why watch videos on MTV when I can download the whole album, some porn, and sell hardcore photos of myself to loser males?". Newlyweds is a show mostly watche ghetto blacks and trashy wiggers who can barely afford soap and groceries, let alone cable and satelite television. Newlyweds is irrelevant, outdated crap that is neither intellectual nor pop culture. It's irrelevant shit.
Let's watch Newlyweds which MTV watchers thinks is part of the hot reality craze (they also think that the reality television craze began with survivor in 2000, when the reality television craze began in 1991 with The Real World).
by smartguy5858 January 30, 2005
by Jon the Pirate September 26, 2006
a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =
by Kelly_hotness April 02, 2007