jackson story 

a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.

Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"

jackson story by John Letts January 22, 2008

Jackson 5 across the eyes 

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

Jackson 5 across the eyes by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

Jackson Pollock 

When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.

After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.

Jackson Pollock by Nick St Clair September 14, 2009

Jackson,NJ 

Jackson, NJ is a place where there's more old people homes than streets. A place where the road Wright Debow is notorious and everyone knows whats up when you say it. All kids are either drug addicts or alcoholics. We have the most fun, and everyone retty much wishes they were from Jackson. We're 20 minutes from every beach and mall, and an hour from NY and Philly. Everyone smokes weed, including your mom. It's a place for hicks and wanna be gangsters come together.

you don't understand Jackson,NJ unless you're from Jackson,NJ.

why don't you party in the woods like normal jackson people?

Jackson,NJ by srf October 30, 2006

Jackson Kennedy 

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has big meat. The coolest man ever meant and he is sexy. He is also super sweet and is super charming.

Wow he must be a Jackson Kennedy

Jackson Kennedy by Margrett Perry June 14, 2018

Jackson Moore 

A fat ass male that uses the dead emoji when it’s not even funny😂😂

Jackson~hey guys I just got McDonald’s💀💀💀💀💀💀

Girl~what the fuck that’s not even funny and why tf are you dying you stupid ass😂😂

Another girl~yeah shut the fuck up it’s not even funny at all you dumb cunt😂😂

Me~yeah shut the fuck up your not funny or cool you stupid ass bitch lookin like a fuckin duck on aids😂😂

That is a dumb ass Jackson Moore right there😂😂

Jackson Moore by Fortnite hoe December 26, 2018

Jackson Narcan 

Throwing someone who overdosed on narcotics into a cold shower in an attempt to wake them up.

Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow

Yeah we showed up and sure enough her boyfriend had given her some Jackson Narcan, so now our stretcher is all wet

Jackson Narcan by adhdandadenosine September 1, 2020