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Digital Industrialist

The modern era of industrial transforming our economy and infrastructure into digital asset vs physical assets.
Jeff Bezos became the wealthiest digital industrialist when Amazon transformed the brick and motor retail experience into a internet buying experience.
by BearofRobin August 12, 2021
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Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.
Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".
by Azenath69 February 15, 2022
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A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."
by NoxMelo March 25, 2022
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Hatred-Induced Exaggeration

When a person exaggerates how bad something is due to sheer anger.
The AVGN is notorious for Hatred-Induced Exaggeration. While most of his reviews are brutally honest and to the point, sometimes he's just complaining to complain.
For example, in the Dick Tracy episode, he gets mad because "the driving controls are bad" and "the snipers (outside) are far too accurate." In reality, however, the driving controls are extremely simple; and the snipers are not NEARLY as accurate as they appear in the video. Not that it makes the game even remotely passable.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.
Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.
by Franclitus May 11, 2022
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orgasm index

The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.
That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!
by Turbogenns June 6, 2022
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Misery-Industrial-Complex

The effect of Military-Industrial-Political Complex INSANITY, relying heavily upon Disease, Misery &*WRONG* to keep the World flowing around the MONEY!MONEY!MONEY! using 'Treatment' rather than Cure.
Opioids and Big PHarma* are classic expression of the Misery-Industrial-Complex in fucktion*.
by PartisanZ July 26, 2022
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