Investie

An Investie is a friend of someone who works in an investment agency. A co-worker in an investment agency.

Me and JoJo are investies

by JoJoCreek August 14, 2019

Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

by Matayugumi December 7, 2019

Investgasm

When you invest in something and it feels so good that it gives you an orgasm

Carl: „I invested yesterday in stocks. It felt so good i had an Investgasm!“
John: „What the fuck, Carl.“

by Steve Stove August 7, 2020

investimuhgating

A thorough yet mind-bending exercise of searching for something that is completely dumbfounding. (See Investigation).

Patrick couldn't figure out why the data he expects to load in his client, so he told the team in Microsoft Teams he was "Investimuhgating"

by investigating August 25, 2020

Investation

A large gathering of investigators swarming in a particular place

They were caught in a mass investation and were researched to death

by Bearswords September 21, 2020

investcritiques

A barb/hottie hybrid that is obsessed with drake. He spills but all his tweets tank

Oh you know that flop tweeter? yea investcritiques

by hotboy107 May 1, 2021

Investion

Investion is a person that was believed to be a Goddess Who Has The power to not miss, and is Able To Be Active to support his Mutuals.

He doesn’t miss
Investion is a god
Hail Investion

Best Supporting Mutual

by noitsevnI May 22, 2021