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shooting horse

Depending on the context, either wasting time with the basketball game or thinly veiled code language for intravenously injecting heroin. Go team H!
The kid is a fiend for shooting horse! Don't fuck with him boy, he will fuck up your area.
by Benjamin Fatbody June 3, 2004
mugGet the shooting horsemug.

Sewer Horse

A sewer dwelling horse that is watching you RIGHT NOW.

A sewer horse in my pasture? Well, it's more common than you think.

You will know when a sewer horse is in your prescence. The Sewer horse is a hideous creature,. I will describe the sewer horse to you and you tell me if you've seen it.

The Sewer Horse has black skin and the face resembles a horse. It looks like it would be hanging around a sewer or was born in a sewer because of it's disfigured and abnormal facial features. We call it shitface. It's one of those creatures you feel sorry for and wonder if the mother did crack when she was pregnant with the sewer horse.

The Sewer Horse will have a face that resembles Mr. Ed. Long narrow, bony with bulging mishapen eyes that pop out of the sockets. The mouth will be large with gums exposed and larger teeth.

The Sewer Horse also has hair like a horse would. It resembles straw and is dry to the touch.

If you see this creature stay far away from it and it's minions or you may end up eaten or worse.

The sewer horse likes to watch people and gets angry when they see another who threatens their territory. If threatened the horse will attack so tread carefully.

The sewer horse goes by numerous names including jenny, vay jay jay, straw hair shemale, crack baby, ugly duckling and sewer.
There's a sewer horse dwelling among us and it's hungry.
by e2vs July 1, 2008
mugGet the Sewer Horsemug.

whipped the horse

To hit the horse in order to move faster
The cab driver whipped the horse and the cab disappeared round a corner
by bella.zi August 13, 2017
mugGet the whipped the horsemug.

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.
by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012
mugGet the The Lonely Horsemug.

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.
Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn
by ALZ_day March 4, 2019
mugGet the Horse Vibratormug.

horse ovary

An appetizer. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "hordoerve."
I'll bring a vegetable horse ovary to the party.
by Content Chick December 28, 2009
mugGet the horse ovarymug.

horse funeral

An exercise testing ones will not to fuck the corpse
Dam Jones must be really good at horse funeral he did not even fuck the corpse
by Frog Priest September 26, 2020
mugGet the horse funeralmug.

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