Dirty Pirate Hooker

A phrase that is used to greet friends and family.

"Dirty Pirate Hooker!, what are you doing? Wanna go get mega million tickets?"
"Ok, I gotta go you dirty pirate hooker."

by Parnell March 10, 2007

Hoofer

A boy with a big head.

"Ohh, look at that boy! What a hoofer!"

by Meggaaannnn (Y) March 30, 2009

hoofer

A girl from Hope BC that puts shoes on horses!

That girl from Hope BC just hoofed that horse in 4.6 seconds, with a GOTDANG FLY ON HER FACE!!!! Now she's a serious hoofer!

by FILTHY912 April 26, 2008

dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Hooker

Sometimes called a hookerino.
it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.

"Mark just bought a new Hooker"
"I found the best Hooker downtown last night!"

by Andy Valentine April 16, 2006

Hooker Foot

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.

Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.

by Temp6868 October 14, 2011

hookers and blow

Extreme fun. Something that is considered outstanding or of extreme greatness, without doubt. Epic.

Dude, the new sound system at Club Amazing is SO hookers and blow.

by Snevets21 October 28, 2010