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hobocheese

Smegma from a vagrants cock
I went down on the homeless guy and had hobocheese stuck in my teeth.
by Snoman816 January 22, 2018
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hobo burger

A burger that emerged in the great depression. it is beef, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in tinfoil placed by a fire for a time while they cook. Then you add a bun then it is one of the best burgers you'll ever eat.
Yeah, we made hobo burgers for dinner last night, they were amazing!
by stingray1010 February 1, 2018
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Hobogoblin

Someone so ugly, you are afraid to be near them or look at them
"Bro, that new girl that just came to our school, yeah, she moved next door to me too. I can't believe I'll have to see that Hobogoblin everyday now."
by Ti-nspire February 9, 2018
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Hobo Swagger

The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.
To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018
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Hobojob

A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.
Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”
by Rekivile August 20, 2018
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Hobo weekend

When you plan to have a party with other people but it gets cancelled so you go to underground parties all night without a place to sleep.
Person one: how was your weekend?
Person two: ugh I had the worst hobo weekend ever
Person one: did you find a place to sleep?
Person two: no I just find more parties and more vodka, I was squatting down when drinking
by Farbror lucas September 25, 2018
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Hobo-hagis

You’re a hobo-hagis
by Ally and Kolton June 1, 2019
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