Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

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Windows e.x.e has shut down

When you are so confused your brain shutsdown or when the teacher looks at your work your doing your work in school

Teacher:*stands behind Jimmy when hes working*

Jimmy:windows e.x.e has shut down

Buh buh buh buh buh

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 17, 2020

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every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron

Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?

by Officer Height September 8, 2020

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This sub has gone to shit

A comment typed by frustrated redditors when their posts aren't hitting r/all on a daily basis, so they complain about low-quality posts, reposts, and what have you in order to guilt trip everyone else.

"Another repost; this sub has gone to shit. What happened to original, high-quality content? This is why I hate redditors." -redditors

by God is dead and we killed him September 16, 2020

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Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

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Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

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