slam handles

Using ass cheeks as handles to slam your dick into holes.

Tim looks for girls with big slam handles to smash out

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

handheld portal device

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.

Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)

by DrTrex February 1, 2014

handerson pooper

Masturbating with one hand and simultaneously using the other hand to strategically stick a finger in your butthole.

Was sleepy in class so I went home and performed a Handerson Pooper before my nap.

by JHollier5 January 23, 2016

Handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never born who could have been one's parents/uncles/great-grand-aunts etc. but couldn't due to male masturbation.

I wonder what my handcestors would have been like if they were my ancestors instead.

by Gethturbator October 4, 2016

hankle pork

That gross slimy meat on your chicken or whatever. It’s not fat it’s meat but....slimy

I got a glob of hankle pork... that’s nasty

by I swear I’m legal May 1, 2018

Handling That Business

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.

The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.

by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

Handkerchief

A handkerchief is a form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of thin fabric which can be carried in the pocket or handbag, and which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's hands or face, or blowing one's nose.

She has a very nice looking Handkerchief!

by Sadiz May 23, 2021