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Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.
Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!
by E.A.M. July 25, 2023
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Outside Garbage

A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.
Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."
by jomega September 15, 2023
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Micro-garbage

Micro-garbage, aka micro-trash: Small pieces of plastic and other non-biodegradable litter and garbage that annoyingly show up even in forests, beaches, parks, and gardens. Examples include cig butts; bottle tops; plastic tape from cardboard boxes; gum wrappers; broken glass; fast food anything (wrappers, cups, lids, straws, styrofoam containers, condiment packages). Take a deep look at any nature setting and see how many small pieces of garbage litter the ground and plants. (Then, pick it up!)
The wildflower patch was so full of micro-garbage that we couldn't enjoy the beauty until we'd picked up the junk.
My walk on the park trail was disturbed by the micro-trash littering the bushes.
By the end of our walk in the woods, our pockets and backpacks were stuff with micro-garbage.
She laughed at my nature-loving attitude, saying: "Your yard is full of micro-garbage!"
by CyranoWriter January 3, 2024
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pocket garbage

The leftovers from stroking through a hole in a dudes pocket.
Dude clearly had some pocket garbage, we all saw him stroking when his hand was in his pocket.
by Ajax11985 January 14, 2024
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avant-garbage

cutting edge trash or worthless taste, aesthetics, etc… similar to avant- gauche but with less artifice
This designer tried too hard to be different last season, and so has dialed it back from avant-gauche, but has missed the mark falling into avant-garbage.
by hades 9 February 12, 2024
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hi garbage rat

A sophisticated, elaborate insult used to generate the most theoretically damaging reaction. The phrase first reveals the exposition of a standard greeting, which lowers adrenaline levels slightly before countering with the name "garbage rat." This more likely than not is not the recievers actual name, and it implies that the individual is a street rodent. This is often percieved by the prefrontal cortex as a socially unacceptable characteristic, which stimulates an agressive response. This sudden drop and spike of stress horomones greatly damages cardiovascular function, and can potentially kill the reciever.
"trump: lmao, biden is such a idiot
biden: hi garbage rat
trump: shut up ni-"
by sovxiet February 23, 2024
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cloudy garbage

Proprietary computer software that is unique to a specific cloud computing provider, performs a standard function but with a non-standard interface, and with less capability than has existed for more than a decade in normal software. Cloudy garbage has the effect of providing cloud provider lock-in by forcing users to do something conventional but using the provider's unique tools. For example, the Amazon Web Service (AWS) Command Line Interface (CLI) includes "aws s3 sync" that has a unique interface, only works on AWS, and is less capable than traditional rsync.
Using AWS CLI 2 to perform a sync which requires an upload of 104 files, after hours of execution, it never changed the estimate from ~9 files and "(calculating...)." Am I doing something wrong with the AWS CLI or is this just more cloudy garbage?
by Unfold4288 May 9, 2024
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