Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goob

(adjective.) guh-ō-b:
An endearing term referring to an individual that is inadvertently silly.

Silliness may or may not be limited to:
-Using excessive emojis
-Making noises when things are bumped into
-Makes up words
-Usually doesn't know what to do with his/ her hands
-Mouth kissing animals

Synonyms: nerd, dork, weirdo, nut

Alex is such a goob. He's always sending me a bunch of emojis at once.

by sk8rboi92 January 23, 2017

Goob

When the food is good but your mouth is too full to correctly pronounce good

This is goob. Very goob.

by Sydbey January 24, 2017

goobend

Something that appeals to a person when stoned . Related terms: Goofy Goober, Gooben, Govert.

Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I'm in the mood for a double patty pulled chicken burger with extra cheddar, how about you?"
Patrick: "That sounds extremely goobend Spongebob, I want one."

by The Monarch of Osdorp February 19, 2017

goob squad

Two hardcore kids with the name of Tanner, and Matthew. The makers of the goob.

Goob Squad- Being in the group of Tanner, and Matthew.

by Goon Scoob February 24, 2017

goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017

Goob

"Goob" is another word for "lit" as in fun, great, having a good time

"This party is so goob"
"Her outfit is goob"

by Dkwondducjwoqkdnrnrfidjenlqkqd March 23, 2017