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goose boobs

by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020
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aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.
Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."
by Potato_Harvest January 6, 2018
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Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.
by Classic Amy July 13, 2019
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goose hole

another word for one's anus.
I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.
by juanyswany November 21, 2015
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goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.
Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.
by steelnip April 3, 2008
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gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.
Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction
by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015
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goose-neck

verb: to give a male oral-pleasure.
That dirty bitch Lisa goose-necked about twenty cats last night.
by Dee November 11, 2003
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