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German

A kind,loyal and careing stoner with a fucked up past
That German is always fucking my daughter
by NodickSam December 18, 2016
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German Pride

The tradition of showing the love to our country, except that in Germany, showing any National pride results in you being called a racist Nazi by a "Gutmensch" or multiple "Gutmenschen".

Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.

German Pride is hated in Germany.
German 1: "I have a German flag in my room"
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*

Situation 2:

Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
by The 🍓 October 11, 2018
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GermanLetsPlay

GermanLetsPlay is a German YouTuber with about 3M subscribers. His name is Manuel. He doesn't show his face and he always hides it with a mask. He often upload Minecraft-videos with Paluten, Zombey and/or Maudado.
GermanLetsPlay is a German YouTuber.
by Alex_L June 15, 2019
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Mr German

A teacher who doesn’t care about what people think and knows he is always right.
Did you see the new teacher?”
“Yeah, he is such a Mr German!”
by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018
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Germanese

The mintest combination of German & Chinese ancestry, forming an intelligent, charismatic, charming, humurous, gorgeous child. The brains of the Asian & the looks of the German, This kid has it all. Warning, very rare breed, one of a kind. If you know one, you're lucky.
Dayummm, that Germanese is one of a kind !
by Germanese kid- August 19, 2008
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german

Basically what I got from everyone else's description is:

Germans are strong, angry, Nazis with large penises that used to beat up France as a hobby.
Don't go near that angry guy in the Nazi uniform, he will strike you down with his large genetalia. He is German.
by Viktir666 October 1, 2005
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Florida or Germany

Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.
"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"
by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003
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