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garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends
John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.
by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018
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Garden

Where nature is located at home.
by SomeoneNew June 9, 2018
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garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed
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Garden path

Refer’s to a man’s ‘happy trail’ or lower belly hair. Especially on a teenage boy whose garden path is just beginning to grow.
*teenage boy takes his shirt off*

Look at that garden path you’re growing on your belly’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 20, 2018
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Garbodor’s Law

In a similar vain to Bidoof’s Law, “Garbodor’s Law” claims that any degenerative or generally controversial opinion as deemed so by the community of any certain platform is immediately void and therefore worthless of any meaningful debate or response if the said user is subscribed/following any other user that is looked down upon in that same community.
Controversial Commenter: ”Listen, that guy who was shot 24 times by officers and then mauled and mutilated by police dogs was probably just resisting arrest. Protected and Served once again!”

Other Commenter: “Oh, oh you’re really following InfoChecker and Zaoist? Garbodor’s Law, Blocked.”
by cumshitter-iF April 25, 2020
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Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.
Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020
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Gardere

A Gardere is someone who would kill anyone for a single slice of lasagne
Person 1: Hey look i have some lasagne
Gardere:*stabs* mine
by DreeDaTree October 15, 2020
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