Faith

She is perfect

Person 1:have you seen how perfect faith is.
Person 2: ikr she is just absolutely stunning amazing beautiful and just amazing.

by FaithIsamzing December 1, 2020

Faith Check

A religious spin on writing a bad or hot check under the premise God will reward one's belief.

Saints a little reminder before we raise offering. God rewards your giving,but a faith check is still a hot check.

by Bigrick9 September 24, 2021

National Faith Day

National Faith Day is September 4th .It is celebrated yearly in many countries over the world. But mostly celebrated in New York. It’s a Day when the bad bitch was born. So if your girl born on September 4th celebrate her.

National Faith Day is on September 4th.
My girlfriend’s birthday is on National Faith Day.

by That Mushroom August 4, 2019

Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

Dump of Faith

When you take aim and shit at a distance, shooting the feces out of your ass and toward a predetermined target.

Tom did a dump of faith from my kitchen counter to the sink.

by rubberman October 18, 2008

Tiger stage fright

Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.

The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.

Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!

by Longhorn17 March 22, 2010

swap of faith

when a male and female are in a room having intercourse. the male is "hitting it from the back" (his back is facing a door and a window is on the wall next to them) while in mid pounding the male friend signals his partner in the room and they switch positions. the male who was originally "hitting it" goes outside and knocks on the window holding his thumbs up.

1."dude do you wanna perform the swap of faith tommorow"
2."Hey lauren said that you did the swap of faith on her last night! thats not cool."
3. "dude she was totally confused by the swap of faith last night"

by hamham2q983092323 August 3, 2010