What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

fried chicken lovers

being racist when your drunk

I'm a drunk nigga, here with my fellow fried chicken lovers, meg and jenna, sipping on some grape soda... currently waiting for compton ass terry.

by Get off your knees March 5, 2007

Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

flite

quite simply, this is pigeon shit.

cleverly combining 'to fly' (what pigeons do) with shite(also what pigeons do).

This originated in Northern England approx 1996 when pigeon faeces found their way into the water supply of a popular school, causing health and safety issues to be raised.

"ewww, you just drank a glass of that water - look at the bits in it, man, it's full of flite!"

by StymieSi June 11, 2006

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013