Fritee 

A fritee is a word only used by white boys aged from 12-21. It is a slang word that is used to offend another white person. It is never used by a black person because it offends white people, and the black boy gets a wollop.

'Haha, what are you gonna do you little fritee!'

Fritee by Grants14 April 14, 2009

Tub Fritter 

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

Tub Fritter by fritter monster August 21, 2010

FritterWhiff 

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.

I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.

FritterWhiff by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

schnitzer fritzed 

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

schnitzer fritzed by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

Frisco fritter 

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h

Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.

Frisco fritter by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

Top Frite 

A well established golf ball brand as pronounced by the Oriental community. Commonly known as Top Flite among the rest of the world. Usually found in the woods or wrong fairway.

Ahh. you see bawl, Ahh Top Frite yes ahh Top Frite. Is that Top Frite, me hit ahh Top Frite

Top Frite by Dick-Less June 30, 2009

Spooning Corn Fritters 

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

Spooning Corn Fritters by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015