French Doogler

While having doggy style sex, the male eats a steak with a knife and fork off of a plate on top of the woman's back.

Mike had difficulty maintaining his French Doogler. With every thrust, the plate fell off of his girlfriend's back, knocking the steak to the floor.

by Franny Doogler March 20, 2011

Franced

Franced (Fr-ance-d) past tense verb

Synonyms: Sickened

The word was first described by Professor Cillian Mongoloid of the University of Barntown, as dis-rectifiable-injustice-punishment. Its origins are believed to be inspired by tear inducing comments made about France's Rugby world Cup campaign in 2011.

To be Franced is to have in some way had your day ruined in an unjustified and sickening manner.

Running for a bus only for the driver to close the doors and pull off laughing.That bus driver just franced you.

The opposition scoring the jammiest goal in the last minute against the grain then ripping the piss out of you, really "francing you".

Your a about to score with someone but get cock blocked. "ah man i just got franced by this asshole".

by Prof. Kevin Cuckle DangerForce October 16, 2011

french oral

A type of oral sex that involves only making out with the tip of the dick. So basically French kissing a Penis.

Francesca prefers french kissing dicks to lips, french oral is what she likes most because she doesn’t have to put the whole dick in her small mouth.
Arthur likes receiving french oral even though he’s Belgian, how ironic, they usually prefer normal oral.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

Sket Fence

Any type of structure erected for the sole purpose of keeping out dirty skets, especially deceptiskets Tent poles stuck in the ground at an aggressive angle have proven to be particulaly effective at maiming sed sket. Also a full proof way of telling if a girl is indeed a sket.

Sket: What the Fuck is this?! I've just fallen over it and cut myself
Man: Thats the Sket fence
Sket: Why do you have a Sket fence?
Man: To keep the Skets out
Sket: But I've just fallen over it and cut myself!
Man: Then it works
Sket: I'm not a Sket!!!
Man: Then why did you fall over the Sket fence?

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.

Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

by Chilitastic May 11, 2010

French Foreign Legion

An esteemed branch of mercenaries often unheralded because of their allegiance with France (a country that has never heard the end of the military failure known as World War II) and their generally private ventures. Though still quite trustworthy and considered by many countries as the most effiecient military force in the world.

All those joining the Foriegn Legion break all bonds to their former lives and take up a new fellowship with fellow Legionnaires.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

French Canadian Standoff

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

by Red Kayak November 16, 2010