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Jacksonville, Florida

The breeding grounds of Marching Band people. They migrate there between december and January, and then everythinggg happens.
I went up to a band bus in Jacksonville, Florida and some crazy shit was happening there, mann.
by birdsarecwazy12321 April 27, 2010
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Florida

A state that frequently gets covered by hurricanes and is effectively doomed to midget houses so theres not TOO much damage. Claimed by the Spanish in 1513 and the dude who found it named it the dumbest name for a state, "Flowery" which is Florida in Spanish.
DUDE, who names a state flowery!? What a dumbass name..... Florida..... dumbass....
by OmegaAfroGamer2 January 15, 2011
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Florida boy

A man of weak virtues making him an overindulging pig who is often a fat loser who is awkward and second to all in every situation they find themselves in
look at that fat loser Dylan he's such a Florida boy
by fingersishappy October 23, 2022
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Florida-Style Barbecue

A style of barbeque, and resulting sub-culture lifestyle, indigenous to Florida. Originally, Florida-style barbecue was developed in the region around Orlando, utilizing the region's abundance of citrus fruits and tears from children frightened by Mickey Mouse at Disney World.

Florida-style barbecue first came to national attention in the late 2000's, following a series of seminal research papers published by a group of Princeton academics in 'American Anthropologist.'
ESPN Commentator Jeff Van Gundy: "Dwight Howard is really carrying this Orlando team right now"
ESPN Commentator Mark Jackson: "You know, I hear they have some really good Florida-Style Barbecue down here in Orlando."
by foodfan July 20, 2011
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Florida Jail Cell

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.
Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011
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university of west florida

The place that grade A students drop their acceptances to West Point in order to follow their guinea pig eating girl friend whose had terrible names like Nutella, Oobaldina, Fudwaga, and usually have a generic Mexican last name
Kyle gave up West Point to go to University of west Florida
by JTLawson April 20, 2017
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Florida Gator's Blanket

An area on and/or under which one can perform sexual intercourse or other sexual acts.
Nick and Emilie fucked on the Florida Gator's Blanket.
by ealexandra December 31, 2008
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