flabbywhalebarfalump

stupib fat slob

wow! did you see the size of the bingowingson that flabbywhalebarfalump!

by the thin ones February 27, 2009

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabber Blasting

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

by The Master of all things December 30, 2014

Flabies

A disease you can get from making babies with flowers

Man she's such a garden ho she caught flabies.

by flabies69 October 19, 2015

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabio

a fat, dwarf like character that likes to ski and play drums

that joe holts a right flabio

by baggy man March 30, 2005

Flabbergasm

When you are so bored that you think you could die, and suddenly you get a huge adrenaline rush, usually when you get an idea of something you could do instead of being bored, but it goes away almost instantly.

He was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. But it didn't last...

by Eqo May 7, 2009