penis fish

The thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. It consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. Much like the fish it was named after (the Candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.

George: What’s your problem?
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!

by mung35 May 30, 2007

Detroit tube fish

An over used condom floating in the Detroit River, generally found near the down town shoreline.

I fell off the boat and got attaked by a Detroit tube fish

by ConcreteSurfer January 25, 2008

2 friends 1 fish

2 Friends 1 Fish is NOT what you think it is. Don't watch it.

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.

by Yiddle Diddle July 23, 2019

fish biscuit

Skanky smelly snatch.

I couldn't keep going after getting a whiff of her fish biscuit.

by laporte July 11, 2009

fish taco with sour cream

a fish taco with sour cream is simply a vagina full of cum.

*warning* eat at your own discretion

man... last night i went over to carrie's house and ate me a fish taco with sour cream

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006

Hot as Fish Grease

To be extremely pissed off. Mad, Mad, Mad.

My girlfriend was as Hot as Fish grease when she walked in the bar and saw that young girl on my lap.

by Gearls January 5, 2009

fishy

It just means suspicious.

Holmes: something's fishy
Watson: I'll jus go check it out.

by Georg October 2, 2006