Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003

Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004

Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse

Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours

by Bufferhead May 30, 2011

Feeding the Rhino

a metaphore for the act of doing some sexual act to a womanizing man whore that has a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues. ussually resulting in the womanizing man whore with a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues to exclaim the phrase "WOW... what a great audience!"

Guy 1: "did you here about (insert girls name)?"

Guy2: "no... wait, was she Feeding the Rhino?"

Guy1: "WOW!"

by A Clockwork Apple December 6, 2011

Mixed feelings

Going through a list of fetish porn and thinking "what the actual fuck" but still jerking off to it.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go watch a movie tonight?
Person 2: Idk man, mixed feelings.

by Mafrans December 2, 2017

feeling like a buck fifty

When you feel pretty crappy, shitty or hungover. The opposite of feeling like a million bucks.

Man! After drinking until six in the morning, I was sure feeling like a buck fifty at work today!

by chrislamma February 7, 2010