your feeted because you have feet

its a dumb joke I made up

your feeted because you have feet means that well you have feet please dislike if you agree it does not make sense

by Helolo October 17, 2025

Bird feeder

When a man is standing up right and two females are on there knees with one eating your dick and one eating your ass

sarah and jessica came over last night and gave me a good ole bird feeder.

by Mdotstaywithit November 10, 2025

won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose

While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.

by Linderdizzle March 6, 2020

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

jugs of baby feeders

A term for a woman's breasts, otherwise called boobs

"damn girl, you have immaculate jugs of baby feeders!!"

by PseudoDolt March 27, 2023

the full feeney

Scenario where an auto mechanic masturbates into an air filter before installing in a customer's car and charging them for the service.

Jesus, this car smells like semen! She must have gotten the full feeney during the last oil change.

by jay1142 April 2, 2023

Lickin’ the Feeve

Occurs when a chick expects a larger dingus but settles for the American national average of 5.1 inches (“the feeve”)

She wishes she were licking nine inches, but will settle for “Lickin’ the feeve” instead.

by Nutswain December 1, 2023