Fondoing

The action of placing ones penis into the fondue.

The only thing worse than double dipping is fondoing in front of everyone.

by PHDWho January 20, 2015

Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

see Fecal

Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

Fondle

A disturbing act Practiced, most famously, by the Big Head Canadian. Usually results cumming on the floor.

"When I jack off, I fondle my balls."

by Efficionado. January 6, 2005

flounder

A loud/obnoxious moron trying to keep the attention of a crowd. An outspoken drunkard.

Every party in which he attends and drinks, he flounders around.

by Adam Schalow July 6, 2004

Foundation Hospitals

Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.

The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.

Foundation Hospitals r0x0r your s0x0rz!!

by kodiac1 July 3, 2006

build the foundations

The first step before you can lay the pipe.

Jeff: Man, I want to fuck her so bad.
Steve: Slow down man. First, you gotta build the foundations, then you can lay the pipe.

by Dearest_Thang January 4, 2017

Flunda

your style, swag, the way you carry your self

"yo dude i like your flunda"

"thanks"

by james james james 2 August 10, 2009