fecellacio

Giving a poo a headjob.

"Hello Hirashio.....
give me fecellacio"

by Benni B March 30, 2009

fencsexual

Someone who finds fences sexually attractive, they might stick their "meat" into the fence holes or might rub against the fence poles they are not afraid to fuck a fence in public

No, no, no, you have got it all wrong I'm not gay... I'm fencsexual

by Koolest kid in the Klub May 21, 2016

fenelf

A female night elf. Commonly used on World of warcraft forums. Azeroth (the world of warcraft) is full of male night elves, so fenelves are wanted and good looking. It's good to be a fenelf.

Player1: I hate nelfs!!1 zomg, there are too many of them!!
Player2: roflcopter, i know! But i'm a fenelf and i'm way better looking than you, fat d0rf!!
Player1: omfag, ur sexy! Let's battle!

by Håkon September 4, 2006

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

fece

(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.

(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"

by the fece-man cometh May 4, 2007

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007