Someone who is so awkward at flirting, they're often perceived as creepy or weird. In reality, it is their shyness or anxiety that causes them to express awkward comments and body language that could be misunderstood.
Jake thought Sara was weird because she would stutter and mumble whenever she talked to him, but really she was just a floating flirt.
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Get the floathe mug.A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.
A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.
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Get the floating nipple mug.One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.
I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.
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