false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
by negagoofy69 August 9, 2016
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When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
by Jalan666 August 22, 2017
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by Sisterkdog54 October 19, 2017
Get the false ten mug.Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.
My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!
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Get the false hit mug.Can be defined as an emotion. It's when you feel something bad coming but in the meanwhile everything is peaceful. Sometimes is justified, other times is not. Commonly felt by procastinators and people with anxiety
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